Yacht Delivery Humor

85' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc. 
$7,474,793.00
Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small group of his friends $150000

Two corporate representatives, crane, and 
rigging $2,500.00 a hour minimum...
complete with a faulty 
$25.00 dollar turnbuckle. 
 (Note the owner in the stern / back of the yacht

Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate 
Representatives from the company that built it  just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar bankers check...
PRICELESS!

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